Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

thumb_up thumb_down +9

... i forgot the joke :p

thumb_up thumb_down +9

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

thumb_up thumb_down +9

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What does two plus two equal? 4

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

thumb_up thumb_down +7

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops