Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Gangnam style

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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