- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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