An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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