- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Breast cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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knock knock get lost!