What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Women have the right to vote.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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