"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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willie revilame

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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jwe

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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whos district champs not JM

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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