some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

ugh good riddance

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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