- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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