what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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