What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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