- Anti Joke

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Get in the car.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia