What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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