Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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pee

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Anti Joke

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