- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

A women's opinion.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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