who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Women.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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