What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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