- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Knock Knock Go Away

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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