- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Muslim athletes.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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