- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

7

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

Tell you something funny.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??