Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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