What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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I can count to potato.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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