Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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falling didnt make the difference

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Justin Bieber

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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