- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Wait what? I did not type that!

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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