- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

There's a car about to hit me.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

At least I dont have AIDS.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Hello.

The Christian Bible.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Justin Bieber

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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