Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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haha

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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