What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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pee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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