- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

what's worst than being gay? being black

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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