- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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