Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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A child walks into a classroom.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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