What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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