Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Donald Trump.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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