What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

cats are pussies

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Women.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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