Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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homework

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Anti Joke

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