How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

NEVER

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Butt poop.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

we all know sammi has a penis

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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