- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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