- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Knock knock Who's there Police

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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