- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What color is red paint? Red

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Do you like your life? No. OK.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??