How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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acualy is dolan

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Anti Joke

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