- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

12 in general

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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