- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

U mad?

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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