What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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A white person at Harvard

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Are you Drew?

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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