In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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lol

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