- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Ask me if im a tree? No

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

a woman votes!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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