why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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