- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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