- Anti Joke

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What's funnier than 24? 25

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.