- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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