- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

ugh good riddance

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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