- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Darude- Sandstorm

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

NEVER

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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