- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

knock knock There's no door

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Hey, Max!!

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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