Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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