- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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