- Anti Joke

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Water? I hardly know her.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere