Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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