Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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jwe

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Woman's rights

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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