how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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