- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

How many light bulbs? 1

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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