- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Psychics.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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