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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

run farther?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

Whats the difference between a frog?

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

try slamming a revolving door

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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