- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

When is a door not a door? Never.

we all know sammi has a penis

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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