A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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School

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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anti jokes are for fags

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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