Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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