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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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