- Anti Joke

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

what is a bracket? a bracket

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."