Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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NEVER

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Moooo

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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