- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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