- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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