- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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