Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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